6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? Fold
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? Donald...Duck...
8. Favorite color? Red
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? I'd rather just wear sneakers
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Oranges, mmm...
11. Lefty or righty? Righty. I want to be lefty...
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? Half empty
13. Bleh or blah? Blah
14. What do you like about yourself? hm....HM...
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers?  I guess Yes.
16. Do you sing in the shower? Not on purpose most of the time. I just sing little tunes once in a while...its spooky
17. Do you talk to your pet? No. It died. 
18. Do you talk to yourself? Yes...
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? HA! no.
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? Nope
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? o_O no. Come on, they get paid...
22. Do you have 11 toes? Nope. only 10 *sigh*
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? I don't use pickup lines...
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? If I had one, maybe. I did have one, actually. I wonder where it went.
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? Probably not, no.
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Teh bunny
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? YES! he's so uber hotttt
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? Sure, why not.
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? Black is always fun
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? Yes
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? I'd just hide in the bathroom
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? NO! I mean, if they're women's jeans...then...
33. How do you take mascara off? em, makeup remover? A-DUH!
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? Most likely not.
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? Try it on?
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? Maybe, for a second or so. Then I'd lick it off. Mmm, chocolate flavored lip-gloss!
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? Gummi Sweetarts.
38. M&MS or Skittles? Both

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? em, yes? how am I supposed to get anything if I dont talk to her o_O
40. What is 1+1? 2, YOU QUEER >_<
41. What is your favorite holiday? Halloween, then Christmas, then my birthday
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: who the fuck is RuPaul?
43. How old are you? 13 -_-
44. How old do you WANT to be? I dont knowww
45. Here do you want to live? Right here, in this same exact house, and never leave
46. Where do you want to go? To dominic's house...
47. Who do you want to meet? Kurt Cobain
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? Sure, why not?
49. Does pine-sol smell good? YESSSS. I love the smell of pine-sol
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Cheese
51. Do you like toast? Yes
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? I want to carve a pumpkin!
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? em...no.
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? Yes.
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? I don't think so
56. Clear or colored? Clear, always
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? Cotton Candy, heh.
58. Where is your hand right NOW? on the keyboard...weird question
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? right ear
60. Okay or O'tay? Okey
61. French poodle or french kiss? French Kiss. MUH!
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? uh, yes...
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? em?
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? No and No.
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? No and Yes.
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? Why would she do that? 
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? I don't recall ever using one, but i've seen it :D
69. What do you think of Smurfette? wtf
70. What is your favorite book? ah, hm, I guess-Kerosene
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? Cabin Fever
72. Salmon or Cod? Neither
73. Crab or Lobster? Crab
74. What sounds better: up or down? up, right now.
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways, you newt
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? still on the keyboard. HOW WOULD I TYPE!?
77. Describe the best day of your life. hm, nope. I'd rather keep that to myself. 
78. Broom or mop? thats a stupid question
79. What is your favorite word? Torture
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. FREE WHAT?!
81. What is your full name? Catherine Bristol-Samson. hAhA, no. Thats not it by the way...
82. What do you wish your name was? Victoria. It sounds so victorian-like
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. geezus...I dont know. 
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? Elizabeth
85. Are your feet the same size? Probably
86. Cassettes or CDs? Vinyl, MUH!
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? no...
88. What are your Christmas traditions? Go to G-ma's, open presents, go home, open more.
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? Tear, I guess
90. My ass hurts mine too
91. Do you like onions? Sweet onions are good
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? em, I dont really know. I had a good name a while ago, I completely forgot it. You see, my memory isn't so good.
93. Have you ever worn a dress? yeah, I have. WHAT?! I WAS 5!
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? Yes. I've used this method before
95. Frogs or toads? Frogs
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? I've never heard that before. But everytime I look at the clock, its either 4:11, 7:11, or 9:11...its getting to be annoying.
97. 8 or 3? 3, no 8. No, 3.
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? I dont think I can
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? Dave Grohl. HELLS YEAH!
100. You made it. Do you love me now? I dont love you...I despise you
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? No. I ate play-doh, and I still do. I eat glue sticks to. Vicky showed me how ^_^
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? I dont think I did...or did I? OH MY GAWD! LIKE, I DIDN'T!
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? which one is that?
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? No. We dont like football. We're inactive people.
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? Hells naw.
106. If not, what? Jhonen
107. What about your daughter? hm...Victoria or TENNA! I'm not having kids anyway, so it doesnt matter. God, I completely dislike children
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. I cant think of one specific one. There have been too many...
109. Do you read tabloids? em, no?
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? no.
111. Do you like cotton candy? I LOVE IT!
112. Do you suffer from cramps? Yes...yesss -_-
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? yes, I do infact.
114. Favorite food? Many
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Buy a religion. then blow the rest on cd's.
116. Ribbed or plain? Plain
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? Ew, wtf?
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? CHERRY PIE! Then coconut creme pie, I love that.
119. Pepsi or Coke? Coke, I guess. I really dont like either
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? Strawberry. I'm in the mood for vanilla though, so vanilla.
121. Favorite movie? Ginger Snaps...or...hm, Jackass the movie :D
122. Favorite Actor? Lessie...I really dont know. Johnny Depp prolly.
123. Favorite Actress? I dont think of this stuff a lot
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? Rice Krispies
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? Thigh-highs kick ass, YEAHHH o_O
126. Do you shave your legs? Yes
127. Midnight or mid-day? Midnight
128. Hope or Billy? Ew, those are gay-ass names
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? Q-Tip
130. Dry or lubricated? Thats an odd one...
131. Fast or slow? -.- whats with the pervy questions now?
132. Hard or soft? Geezus...
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? Yogurt probably
134. Spoon or fork? Spork
135. Are you crying right now? No. I'd never admit to that anyway.
136. Fling or flick? Flick
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? Fucked up fingernails...and I chew the skin. Iz YuMmY!
138. Look to your left, what do you see? A bunch of papers, and speakers, and cds to burn, and cds, and an answering machine. Oh yeah, and some pictures and a buisness card. 
139. Look to your right, what do you see? Another speaker, a stapler, some pics, envelopes, a necklace, a pen and pencil, a composition book, an calendar, and glue. This is all on the desk o_O, we is messy people.
140. Who is at your house right now? my dad, uncle, mom, and 2 brothers
141. Are your legs crossed right now? Not at the moment
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? I tripped over the carpet...yes, i'm dixyzy...
143. Favorite song? Probably something by Malice Mizer or Duel Jewel or something, meh.
144. Boxers or briefs? Boxers.
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Push Pops are fun!
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Juicy Fruit is sooo good....
147. Do you like to fish? It bores me
148. Is your grandpa cool? Yes. 
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? Never.
150. Do you snore? Yes, its sad, but yes.
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. Like chicken...
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." A..lex...iss?
153. Does it taste good? does what taste good?
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? Lick them
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? pens
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) JTHM, then I feel sick, then squee
157. Acting class or class act? WTF?
158. Upside-down or downside-up? Upside Down, you queer...
159. What's up? The sky, and yur mom
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? the word growl reminded me of grohl...meh.
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? Anger. Go ahead, let it all out.
162. Blondes or brunettes? Blondes are fun
163. Push or pull? Pull
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? Yes, most likely
165. Do you even read those door things? At cvs, because they're so huge

166. Do spiders scare you? Very much so. My brother too. We call them buggies...
167. What does? Humans, Avril Lavigne, yur mom, my mom...and many other things
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? Who the hell are you?
169. What was your first word? No idea.
170. What was your first phrase? I REALLY dont remember that far
171. What can you not pronounce? words in other languages...and braces.
172. Did you know my phone just rang? It wasn't for you, dear.
173. Is your phone ringing? I wish...
174. What's your phone number? 123-yur-mumm
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? yes
176. Are you in drag right now? No. YOU ARE QUEER!
177. WalMart or Kmart? Wallll-Mart
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Jim Carrey
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 0 probably
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? as many as I want
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? yes. 
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? No, we ghetto. 
183. Are they flat? Probably
184. Can you do a hand-stand? No.
185. Front or back? Front. I get scared when people stand behind me and stare at me. Its just a thing...
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? 6:37 and 45 seconds
187. Are you on fire right now? My pants are on fire.
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? 0:100
189. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite. I like that green shit too, I forget what it was
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper?  Dr. Pepper I guess. I really dont like either.
191. Bambi or Thumper? THUMPER WAS HOT!
192. Do you think Flower is hot? psh...naw. I'm SO hotter. Skunks are tite though, I guess.
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? how much would I get?
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? hA! no -_-
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? Like who? HOMECIDAL MANIACS
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? 4
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? Maybe
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? what does the % sign represent?
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? I ish stupid, I dunno.
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? I know how much I burn Approximately when I play 13 songs on ddr, but not doing the wild thing.

Geezus Christ, I cant believe I just filled all that out...